Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
    Punchline:
    Because he wanted to see time fly!
    Sent By:
    Raquel
    IL
  • Joke:
    What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    Punchline:
    Supplies!
    Sent By:
    HEATHER
    CT
  • Joke:
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Punchline:
    A Gummy Bear!
    Sent By:
    Mia
    NH
  • Joke:
    Where do you find the most cows?
    Punchline:
    Moo York!
    Sent By:
    Evelyn
    MA
  • Joke:
    Why are eggs bad in competitions?
    Punchline:
    Because they crack under pressure!
    Sent By:
    Hope
    MN
  • Joke:
    Why did the boy bring a ladder to school??????
    Punchline:
    BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL!!
    Sent By:
    Vivian
    WA
  • Joke:
    Why was the farmer upset?
    Punchline:
    Because his cows were mooooooody!
    Sent By:
    Molly
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What king is 1 foot tall?
    Punchline:
    A Ruler!!!!!
    Sent By:
    Saanvi
    CA
  • Joke:
    What car does Minnie Mouse drive?
    Punchline:
    A mini van!
    Sent By:
    Olivia
    FL
  • Joke:
    What do you get when you mix mayo, relish, and an educator?
    Punchline:
    Tutor sauce!
    Sent By:
    June
    AZ
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