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  • Joke:
    What did the United States flag say to the President?
    Punchline:
    Nothing, it just waved!
    Sent By:
    Natalie
    SC
  • Joke:
    What does one wall say to the other wall?
    Punchline:
    Meet you at the corner! :)
    Sent By:
    Sarah
    IN
  • Joke:
    What kind of flower has lips?
    Punchline:
    Tulips!
    Sent By:
    Rocky
    NY
  • Joke:
    What do you call a wave that only likes to read the title of a book?
    Punchline:
    A TITLE WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sent By:
    Allison
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What do you call bears with no ears?
    Punchline:
    B!
    Sent By:
    Charley
    GA
  • Joke:
    How do you stop a bull from charging?
    Punchline:
    take away their credit card!
    Sent By:
    Nevena
    NC
  • Joke:
    Why was the mop late for school?
    Punchline:
    Because it over-swept!
    Sent By:
    Franny
    WA
  • Joke:
    What kind of button won't undo?
    Punchline:
    A belly button!
    Sent By:
    Emily
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why did the man bring two pairs of pants to go golfing?
    Punchline:
    In case he got a hole-in-one!
    Sent By:
    Reagan
    NY
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