Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What do you call a cow wit no legs?
    Punchline:
    Groundbeef!
    Sent By:
    Lexi
    WV
  • Joke:
    Why did the tissue start to dance?
    Punchline:
    Because he had a little boogie in it!
    Sent By:
    Mya
  • Joke:
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    Because he wasn't peeling good!
    Sent By:
    Sarah
    NY
  • Joke:
    What did the bee say to the flower ?
    Punchline:
    Hi honey!
    Sent By:
    Saliece
    TX
  • Joke:
    What is a whale's favorite snack?
    Punchline:
    Fish and Ships!
    Sent By:
    Kennedi
    CO
  • Joke:
    What do cats wear on dates?
    Punchline:
    PUURRRRfume!
    Sent By:
    Taylar
    MA
  • Joke:
    What do they call mail in Washington D.C?
    Punchline:
    CAPITAL LETTERS!
    Sent By:
    Kassydi
    SC
  • Joke:
    What did the United States flag say to the President?
    Punchline:
    Nothing, it just waved!
    Sent By:
    Natalie
    SC
  • Joke:
    What does one wall say to the other wall?
    Punchline:
    Meet you at the corner! :)
    Sent By:
    Sarah
    IN
  • Joke:
    What kind of flower has lips?
    Punchline:
    Tulips!
    Sent By:
    Rocky
    NY
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