Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Where do ghosts shop for clothes?
    Punchline:
    At the BOOtique!
    Sent By:
    Kymbrie
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why do mummies make such bad friends?
    Punchline:
    Because they are always so wrapped up in themselves!
    Sent By:
    Corwin
    CA
  • Joke:
    Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    Punchline:
    To get to the body shop!
    Sent By:
    Kara
    OK
  • Joke:
    Why did the spider want to buy a car?
    Punchline:
    So he could take it out for a spin!
    Sent By:
    Cory
    IL
  • Joke:
    Why are vampires so easy to fool?
    Punchline:
    Because they are all suckers!
    Sent By:
    Tilly
    AZ
  • Joke:
    Why did the ghost put on makeup?
    Punchline:
    So that she could look BOOOOOtiful!
    Sent By:
    Sofia
    FL
  • Joke:
    How did one spider greet the other spider?
    Punchline:
    Webcome!
    Sent By:
    Chyanne
    AZ
  • Joke:
    Why don't angry witches fly on their brooms?
    Punchline:
    They are afraid of flying off the handle!
    Sent By:
    Jadence
    TX
  • Joke:
    Where does Dracula keep all his money?
    Punchline:
    At the Blood Bank!
    Sent By:
    Sydney
    MI
  • Joke:
    What's a vampire's favorite candy?
    Punchline:
    A sucker!
    Sent By:
    Stephanie
    KS
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