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  • Joke:
    What do you call wood when it gets scared?
    Punchline:
    Pe-TREE-fied!
    Sent By:
    Holden
    TN
  • Joke:
    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
    Punchline:
    A Necktarine!
    Sent By:
    Ryman
    TN
  • Joke:
    How can you spot a modern spider?
    Punchline:
    He has a really good WEB-site!
    Sent By:
    Allie
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why do pirates wear pants?
    Punchline:
    To hide their "booty"!
    Sent By:
    Jacob
    MA
  • Joke:
    Why did the ghost encourage the werewolf to take the unpaid internship?
    Punchline:
    He thought it would be a ghoulden opportunity to netwolf!
    Sent By:
    Gregory
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
    Punchline:
    Because you can see right through them!
    Sent By:
    Leighton
    NY
  • Joke:
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Witch.
    Witch who?
    Punchline:
    Witch way did my broom go?
    Sent By:
    TJ
    WA
  • Joke:
    What did the ghost give the monkey to eat?
    Punchline:
    BOOnanas!
    Sent By:
    Emma
    TX
  • Joke:
    What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
    Punchline:
    A pumpkin patch!
    Sent By:
    Arianna
    MI
  • Joke:
    Which monster is the best dancer?
    Punchline:
    The Boogie Man!
    Sent By:
    Jaxon
    MI
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