Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    what time are we going to the denstist?
    Punchline:
    Tooth hurty!
    Sent By:
    Aissatu
    NY
  • Joke:
    What kind of key opens a banana?
    Punchline:
    A monkey.
    Sent By:
    Noa
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why are teddy bears never hungry?
    Punchline:
    because the are stuffed!
    Sent By:
    Evelyn
    US
  • Joke:
    What do polar bears eat for lunch?
    Punchline:
    Ice-burgers!
    Sent By:
    Wyatt
    MN
  • Joke:
    What can you throw, but not catch?
    Punchline:
    A party!
    Sent By:
    Benjamin
    IL
  • Joke:
    Where did the pencil go for vacation?
    Punchline:
    Pennsylvania!
    Sent By:
    Brianna
    WY
  • Joke:
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Punchline:
    A gummy bear!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    Punchline:
    Pork chop!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What is the most quiet fish?
    Punchline:
    A fiSHHHH!
    Sent By:
    Anais
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What did the bee say to the flower ?
    Punchline:
    Hi honey!
    Sent By:
    Saliece
    TX
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