Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What do you give boxers?
    Punchline:
    A drink of punch!
    Sent By:
    Kate
    UT
  • Joke:
    Whats the opposite of a cool cat?
    Punchline:
    A hot dog!
    Sent By:
    Jane
    UT
  • Joke:
    What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
    Punchline:
    " We are going to have a BB! "
    Sent By:
    Sarah
    CO
  • Joke:
    Why was the baby ant so confused?
    Punchline:
    Because all of his uncles were ants!
    Sent By:
    Gabriella
    MI
  • Joke:
    What do you call two dollar bills in love?
    Punchline:
    Holy Matramoney!
    Sent By:
    Remah
    IL
  • Joke:
    What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
    Punchline:
    Tooth hurty!
    Sent By:
    Bailey
    WA
  • Joke:
    What is a frog's favorite drink?
    Punchline:
    Croak-a-Cola!
    Sent By:
    Monique
    AZ
  • Joke:
    Why was the pirate bad at the alphabet?
    Punchline:
    Because he got stuck at C!
    Sent By:
    Jenna
    MN
  • Joke:
    why do cows have bells?
    Punchline:
    Because their horns don't work!
    Sent By:
    Zoe
    US
  • Joke:
    What begins with P, ends with E and has a million letters in it?
    Punchline:
    A Post Office!
    Sent By:
    Ariel
    NY
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