Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Why was the baby ant so confused?
    Punchline:
    Because all of his uncles were ants!
    Sent By:
    Gabriella
    MI
  • Joke:
    What do you call two dollar bills in love?
    Punchline:
    Holy Matramoney!
    Sent By:
    Remah
    IL
  • Joke:
    What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
    Punchline:
    Tooth hurty!
    Sent By:
    Bailey
    WA
  • Joke:
    What is a frog's favorite drink?
    Punchline:
    Croak-a-Cola!
    Sent By:
    Monique
    AZ
  • Joke:
    Why was the pirate bad at the alphabet?
    Punchline:
    Because he got stuck at C!
    Sent By:
    Jenna
    MN
  • Joke:
    why do cows have bells?
    Punchline:
    Because their horns don't work!
    Sent By:
    Zoe
    US
  • Joke:
    What begins with P, ends with E and has a million letters in it?
    Punchline:
    A Post Office!
    Sent By:
    Ariel
    NY
  • Joke:
    what time are we going to the denstist?
    Punchline:
    Tooth hurty!
    Sent By:
    Aissatu
    NY
  • Joke:
    What kind of key opens a banana?
    Punchline:
    A monkey.
    Sent By:
    Noa
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why are teddy bears never hungry?
    Punchline:
    because the are stuffed!
    Sent By:
    Evelyn
    US
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