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  • Joke:
    What do birds say on Halloween?
    Punchline:
    Twick o' Tweet!!
    Sent By:
    Max
    NM
  • Joke:
    Why do witches wear name tags?
    Punchline:
    So that they can tell witch witch is witch!
    Sent By:
    Gia
    FL
  • Joke:
    What is a spider's favorite food?
    Punchline:
    Corn on the cobweb!
    Sent By:
    Elise
    WI
  • Joke:
    What do mummies listen to on Halloween?
    Punchline:
    Wrap music!
    Sent By:
    Jack
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why is Dracula bad at playing baseball?
    Punchline:
    Because his bat kept flying away!
    Sent By:
    Virginia
    WA
  • Joke:
    Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
    Punchline:
    It'll keep it under wraps!
    Sent By:
    Tyler
    NY
  • Joke:
    Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
    Punchline:
    His ghoul-friend!
    Sent By:
    Jahauna
    SC
  • Joke:
    What is a skeleton's favorite food?
    Punchline:
    Spare Ribs!
    Sent By:
    Madison
    NY
  • Joke:
    What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
    Punchline:
    Ice Scream!
    Sent By:
    Maddie
    NC
  • Joke:
    Where do ghosts like to go on a Saturday night?
    Punchline:
    Anywhere they can BOO-gie!
    Sent By:
    Karma
    TX
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