Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Who did the vampire take on a date?
    Punchline:
    His ghoul-friend!
    Sent By:
    Simone
    IN
  • Joke:
    Why couldn't the 11 year old watch the Pirate movie?
    Punchline:
    Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
    Sent By:
    Niyah
    MO
  • Joke:
    What do skeletons put on their mashed potatoes?
    Punchline:
    Grave-y!
    Sent By:
    Anareli
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What is a spider's favorite salad?
    Punchline:
    A cobb web salad!
    Sent By:
    Amira
    FL
  • Joke:
    What do you call a haunted chicken?
    Punchline:
    POULTRY-geist!
    Sent By:
    Ava
    KS
  • Joke:
    Why don't witches eat kids that are dressed as clowns for Halloween?
    Punchline:
    They taste funny!
    Sent By:
    Skyler
    CA
  • Joke:
    What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
    Punchline:
    Spelling!
    Sent By:
    Mia
    FL
  • Joke:
    Why didn't the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
    Punchline:
    He didn't have the guts!
    Sent By:
    Zoey
    GA
  • Joke:
    What do ghosts eat for supper?
    Punchline:
    Spooketi!
    Sent By:
    Elaina
    NM
  • Joke:
    What did the spider like to do on his computer?
    Punchline:
    Surf the Web!
    Sent By:
    Eric
    WI
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