Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What can you always count on?
    Punchline:
    Your fingers.
    Sent By:
    Sydney
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you get when you cross a duck and cow?
    Punchline:
    Milk and quackers!
    Sent By:
    Kaylee B.
    Ky
  • Joke:
    Where did the pencil go for vacation?
    Punchline:
    Pennsylvania!
    Sent By:
    Brianna
    WY
  • Joke:
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Punchline:
    A gummy bear!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    Punchline:
    Pork chop!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you call a cow that eats grass?
    Punchline:
    A lawn MOOOO-er!
    Sent By:
    Jenna
    VA
  • Joke:
    What is a rock's favorite music?
    Punchline:
    Rock and roll!!!!!!!!!
    Sent By:
    Niyaz
    WA
  • Joke:
    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    Because he felt crumby!
    Sent By:
    Raaz
    WA
  • Joke:
    What does a tree drink?
    Punchline:
    Rootbeer!
    Sent By:
    Amor
    FL
  • Joke:
    Why is the ocean friendly?
    Punchline:
    It waves!
    Sent By:
    Peyton
    TN
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