Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What did one fancy pencil say to the other?
    Punchline:
    you look sharp!
    Sent By:
    Maya
    CA
  • Joke:
    What did the tie say to the hat?
    Punchline:
    You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
    Sent By:
    Sunetra
    CO
  • Joke:
    What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
    Punchline:
    A candy BAAAAAA!
    Sent By:
    Palmer
    CO
  • Joke:
    What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
    Punchline:
    A teapot!
    Sent By:
    Sara
    UT
  • Joke:
    Where do super heroes go for food?
    Punchline:
    The super market!
    Sent By:
    Annika
    CT
  • Joke:
    What did the detecive give to his girlfriend?
    Punchline:
    Hugs and witnesses!
    Sent By:
    Emily
    IL
  • Joke:
    What is used in both baseball and cooking?
    Punchline:
    Batter!
    Sent By:
    Carrie
    GA
  • Joke:
    What do you give boxers?
    Punchline:
    A drink of punch!
    Sent By:
    Kate
    UT
  • Joke:
    Whats the opposite of a cool cat?
    Punchline:
    A hot dog!
    Sent By:
    Jane
    UT
  • Joke:
    What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
    Punchline:
    " We are going to have a BB! "
    Sent By:
    Sarah
    CO
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