Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What do you call a fork that sings?
    Punchline:
    A pitchfork!
    Sent By:
    Avlynn
    MO
  • Joke:
    How do you say a crab is angry?
    Punchline:
    It's crabby! :-)
    Sent By:
    Ryan
    WA
  • Joke:
    What does a cow put on it's hot dog?
    Punchline:
    Moosterd!
    Sent By:
    Aurora
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the cow cross the road?
    Punchline:
    He wanted to go to the MOO-vies!
    Sent By:
    Madeline
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    He wasn't peeling well!
    Sent By:
    Joslyn
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the teacher go to the beach?
    Punchline:
    To test the water!
    Sent By:
    Madison
    PA
  • Joke:
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Punchline:
    A gummy bear!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    Punchline:
    Pork chop!
    Sent By:
    Lily Brown
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you call a cow that eats grass?
    Punchline:
    A lawn Mooer! HA HA! get it.
    Sent By:
    Jenna
    VA
  • Joke:
    What did the hat say to the other hat?
    Punchline:
    You stay here while I go on a-head!
    Sent By:
    Brooklyn
    UT
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