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  • Joke:
    What did the one turkey say to the other turkey at the dinner table?
    Punchline:
    Oh no, I'm stuffed!
    Sent By:
    Chloe
    MD
  • Joke:
    How do mashed potatoes get to Grandma's for Thanksgiving?
    Punchline:
    On the gravy train!
    Sent By:
    Camryn
    OH
  • Joke:
    How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
    Punchline:
    One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
    Sent By:
    Isabella
    MI
  • Joke:
    What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
    Punchline:
    Peach Gobbler!
    Sent By:
    Caty
    LA
  • Joke:
    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    Punchline:
    Pilgrims!
    Sent By:
    Jaxon
    MO
  • Joke:
    What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    Punchline:
    Plymouth Rock.
    Sent By:
    Breilyn
    WV
  • Joke:
    What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
    Punchline:
    Quack! Quack! Quack!
    Sent By:
    Avery
    NC
  • Joke:
    What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
    Punchline:
    Straw-berries.
    Sent By:
    Isabella
    NC
  • Joke:
    What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
    Punchline:
    Take him out for pizza and ice cream of course!
    Sent By:
    Joey
    NM
  • Joke:
    Where do turkeys go to dance?
    Punchline:
    The Butter Ball!
    Sent By:
    Mia
    PA
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