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  • Joke:
    What are unhappy cranberries called?
    Punchline:
    Blueberries!
    Sent By:
    Phoenix
    GA
  • Joke:
    What is a turkey's favorite sport?
    Punchline:
    Bowling because he can score turkeys!
    Sent By:
    Meghan
    NY
  • Joke:
    What did Dracula call Thanksgiving?
    Punchline:
    Fangs-giving.
    Sent By:
    Austin
    PA
  • Joke:
    What comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
    Punchline:
    G silly!
    Sent By:
    Mary
    MN
  • Joke:
    What did one turkey say to the other turkey?
    Punchline:
    Gimme a minute, I'm getting dressed for dinner.
    Sent By:
    Brayden
    OK
  • Joke:
    What happened to the turkey in a fight?
    Punchline:
    He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
    Sent By:
    Aubri
    CA
  • Joke:
    What sound does a space turkey make?
    Punchline:
    Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
    Sent By:
    Stella
    MN
  • Joke:
    What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    Punchline:
    If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
    Sent By:
    Ivori
    AR
  • Joke:
    What do you call a Turkey that has been in the sun?
    Punchline:
    Jerky.
    Sent By:
    Avery
    PA
  • Joke:
    What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies with?
    Punchline:
    May-flour!
    Sent By:
    Chloe
    CT
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