Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    Punchline:
    They suspected it of fowl play!
    Sent By:
    Edward
    TX
  • Joke:
    What do you call a dizzy turkey walking?
    Punchline:
    A Gobble Wobble
    Sent By:
    Ariel
    WA
  • Joke:
    If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
    Punchline:
    A poul-tree!
    Sent By:
    Layla
    CT
  • Joke:
    Whats blue and covered in feathers?
    Punchline:
    A turkey holding its breath.
    Sent By:
    Kaitlyn
    ND
  • Joke:
    What do squirrels eat on Thanksgiving?
    Punchline:
    A-corn!
    Sent By:
    Vera
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why is it dangerous for turkeys to do math?
    Punchline:
    Because if they add 3 and 5, they get ATE!
    Sent By:
    Karyme
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why didn't the pilgrims tell secrets in the corn fields?
    Punchline:
    Because the corn had ears.
    Sent By:
    Caiden
    UT
  • Joke:
    Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    Punchline:
    Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
    Sent By:
    Lily
    OR
  • Joke:
    Do you know why you can't take turkeys into church?
    Punchline:
    Because they have such fowl language!
    Sent By:
    Miranda
    NC
  • Joke:
    Why did the cranberries turn red?
    Punchline:
    Because they saw the turkey dressing!
    Sent By:
    Whitley
    KY
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