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  • Joke:
    What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
    Punchline:
    A sandwich
    Sent By:
    Dafni
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What dog keeps the best time?
    Punchline:
    A watch dog
    Sent By:
    Mariah
    MS
  • Joke:
    What do you call a carton full of ducks?
    Punchline:
    A box of quackers.
    Sent By:
    Jarette
    MS
  • Joke:
    What animal can jump higher than a house?
    Punchline:
    Any animal, a house can't jump!
    Sent By:
    Emily
    ME
  • Joke:
    What stays in the corner,but goes ALL around the world?
    Punchline:
    A stamp!
    Sent By:
    Jazz
    Ja
  • Joke:
    What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
    Punchline:
    Close the door, I'm dressing!
    Sent By:
    Markeith
    MS
  • Joke:
    What does a shark eat on its birthday?
    Punchline:
    Crab cakes.
    Sent By:
    Akemi
    MS
  • Joke:
    what do you call a fake noodle?
    Punchline:
    an impasta
    Sent By:
    emily
    MI
  • Joke:
    Where do super heroes eat lunch?
    Punchline:
    At the super -market!
    Sent By:
    Ashlyn
    AZ
  • Joke:
    why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Punchline:
    Because he neverlands
    Sent By:
    Hailey
    UT
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