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- What did one plate say to the other?

- Food's on me tonight!

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Finley
UT
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- Why do giraffes have long necks?

- Because their feet stink!

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Lucy
SK
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- Obviously, french fries weren't made in France!!

- They were made in Greece!

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Nadia
SC
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- Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

- Because he wanted to see a butterfly!!

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Bethany
MI
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- Did you hear? The eyeliner and lipstick got in a fight!!

- I hope they make-up!!

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Harlee
IL
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- What did the pickle say when he won the race?

- This is a big DIL!!!!

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Lillyana
KY
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- Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

- He just coudn't see himself doing it.

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Karlee
WA
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- Why aren't Koalas bears?

- Because they don't have the koalafacations!!!!!!

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Maddie
NJ
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- What do you call a cow with no legs?

- Ground beef!!!!

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Makenzie
CA
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- What do computers do when they are tired?

- They crash!!

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Giana
US