Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What did one plate say to the other?
    Punchline:
    Food's on me tonight!
    Sent By:
    Finley
    UT
  • Joke:
    Why do giraffes have long necks?
    Punchline:
    Because their feet stink!
    Sent By:
    Lucy
    SK
  • Joke:
    Obviously, french fries weren't made in France!!
    Punchline:
    They were made in Greece!
    Sent By:
    Nadia
    SC
  • Joke:
    Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
    Punchline:
    Because he wanted to see a butterfly!!
    Sent By:
    Bethany
    MI
  • Joke:
    Did you hear? The eyeliner and lipstick got in a fight!!
    Punchline:
    I hope they make-up!!
    Sent By:
    Harlee
    IL
  • Joke:
    What did the pickle say when he won the race?
    Punchline:
    This is a big DIL!!!!
    Sent By:
    Lillyana
    KY
  • Joke:
    Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
    Punchline:
    He just coudn't see himself doing it.
    Sent By:
    Karlee
    WA
  • Joke:
    Why aren't Koalas bears?
    Punchline:
    Because they don't have the koalafacations!!!!!!
    Sent By:
    Maddie
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Punchline:
    Ground beef!!!!
    Sent By:
    Makenzie
    CA
  • Joke:
    What do computers do when they are tired?
    Punchline:
    They crash!!
    Sent By:
    Giana
    US
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