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  • Joke:
    What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you????
    Punchline:
    NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!
    Sent By:
    Kalise
    GA
  • Joke:
    How do trees access the internet?
    Punchline:
    They log on!
    Sent By:
    Sofia
    NZ
  • Joke:
    What can you catch but not throw?
    Punchline:
    A Cold!
    Sent By:
    Elliott
    IN
  • Joke:
    What do you call a banana with wings?
    Punchline:
    A fruit fly!
    Sent By:
    Sofia
    KY
  • Joke:
    What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
    Punchline:
    A rocket chip!
    Sent By:
    Lillian Totten
    US
  • Joke:
    What can you always count on?
    Punchline:
    Your fingers.
    Sent By:
    Sydney
    SC
  • Joke:
    What do you get when you cross a duck and cow?
    Punchline:
    Milk and quackers!
    Sent By:
    Kaylee B.
    Ky
  • Joke:
    Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    Punchline:
    Because if they lived by the bay they would be called bagels!
    Sent By:
    Luisa
    IL
  • Joke:
    Where do superheroes buy food?
    Punchline:
    The super market.
    Sent By:
    Aiden
    CA
  • Joke:
    what kind of exercise should you do after drinking soda?
    Punchline:
    Burpees!
    Sent By:
    Jane
    UT
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