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  • Joke:
    Why is the Nile river the longest river in the world?
    Punchline:
    Because it goes on for niles and niles and niles!
    Sent By:
    Madison
    VT
  • Joke:
    what did the spelling teacher say to the kid who fell down the stairs?
    Punchline:
    R-U-O-K?
    Sent By:
    amy
    mo
  • Joke:
    what letters did A and B buy at the music store?
    Punchline:
    CD
    Sent By:
    mia pearson
    mo
  • Joke:
    How are banana peels like shoes?
    Punchline:
    because they're a pair of slippers!
    Sent By:
    Brianne
    ID
  • Joke:
    Why did the golfer need a extra pair of pants?
    Punchline:
    to get a hole in one.
    Sent By:
    Gihhbrxutj
    fv
  • Joke:
    What did the evil sheep want to do
    Punchline:
    to wool the world
    Sent By:
    Lilly
    US
  • Joke:
    What has 4 legs but does not walk?
    Punchline:
    A table!
    Sent By:
    Makenna
    AZ
  • Joke:
    Why did Eli climb a ladder to school?
    Punchline:
    He wanted to go to HIGH school!
    Sent By:
    Junie
    NJ
  • Joke:
    whats an astrounauts favorite time?
    Punchline:
    launch time!
    Sent By:
    exodus
    PA
  • Joke:
    What do computers eat for snacks?
    Punchline:
    Micro-chips
    Sent By:
    Mallory
    US
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