Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What do bats drink on Halloween?
    Punchline:
    Apple Spider!
    Sent By:
    Madylin
    KY
  • Joke:
    How much does a skeleton weigh?
    Punchline:
    A skele-TON! :)
    Sent By:
    Jaymelynn
  • Joke:
    What animal is the best at baseball?
    Punchline:
    A BAT!!
    Sent By:
    Raleigh
    TN
  • Joke:
    When do the octopus like to come out?
    Punchline:
    In October!
    Sent By:
    Gradive
    CT
  • Joke:
    Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
    Punchline:
    Because he had no body to go with!!
    Sent By:
    Gwen
    IL
  • Joke:
    What kind of witch can we control?
    Punchline:
    A SWITCH!
    Sent By:
    Vaibhavi
    TS
  • Joke:
    What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?
    Punchline:
    BOOOOOOOOOTS!
    Sent By:
    Kelsie
    AR
  • Joke:
    What's a witch's favorite food?
    Punchline:
    A Sandwitch!
    Sent By:
    Ashlee
    MD
  • Joke:
    What do you call a skeleton who won't get out of bed?
    Punchline:
    Lazybones!
    Sent By:
    Ashlee
    MD
  • Joke:
    What does a witch eat on a beach?
    Punchline:
    A sandWITCH!
    Sent By:
    Emma
    CA
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