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  • Joke:
    What did one snake say to the other snake?
    Punchline:
    Give me a hug and a hiss
    Sent By:
    Charlee
    CA
  • Joke:
    What did one oar say to the other?
    Punchline:
    Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
    Sent By:
    Ayla
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    Punchline:
    Because he couldn't get a date.
    Sent By:
    Bennie
    OK
  • Joke:
    How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
    Punchline:
    He gave her a ring.
    Sent By:
    Logan
    NY
  • Joke:
    What did the robot do on Valentine's Day?
    Punchline:
    He bought his data some chips.
    Sent By:
    Henry
    TX
  • Joke:
    What did Mr. Toad say to Mrs. Toad?
    Punchline:
    I toad-a-ly love you!
    Sent By:
    Asmita
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
    Punchline:
    Because they are scent-imental
    Sent By:
    Shelly
    WI
  • Joke:
    What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
    Punchline:
    Ughs and Kisses!
    Sent By:
    Lauren
    NV
  • Joke:
    What do you call two birds in love?
    Punchline:
    Tweethearts
    Sent By:
    Michael
    TN
  • Joke:
    What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's day?
    Punchline:
    You are bee-utiful!
    Sent By:
    Gage
    PA
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