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  • Joke:
    what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    Punchline:
    a dino-snore!
    Sent By:
    Tarini
    TX
  • Joke:
    what do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all day?
    Punchline:
    A dino-snore
    Sent By:
    chloe
    SG
  • Joke:
    What do you call a dog that creates books?
    Punchline:
    A puplisher!
    Sent By:
    Tianna
    CA
  • Joke:
    why did the cow cross the road?
    Punchline:
    to get to the moooo-vie theater
    Sent By:
    rowan
    wi
  • Joke:
    When does a astronaut eat ?
    Punchline:
    At launch time
    Sent By:
    Edward
    AZ
  • Joke:
    What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth?
    Punchline:
    A GUMMI BEAR!!!
    Sent By:
    Sandra
    FL
  • Joke:
    Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
    Punchline:
    Because they peel!
    Sent By:
    Big Mama
    NY
  • Joke:
    why can't you tell secrets on the farm
    Punchline:
    because the corn has ears and the beans talk
    Sent By:
    Isabella
    NC
  • Joke:
    WHAT DOES JUNIE B SAY
    Punchline:
    YOU BETTER B KIDDING ME
    Sent By:
    MARISA.S
    CA
  • Joke:
    why does a chicken sit on its egg?
    Punchline:
    it does not have a chair
    Sent By:
    jasjot
    ca
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