Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    what do you get when you cross a snake and with a pie?
    Punchline:
    a pie-thon!
    Sent By:
    tarini
    tx
  • Joke:
    what is snake's favorite subject?
    Punchline:
    hiss-tory!
    Sent By:
    Tarini
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why did the music teacher get locked out?
    Punchline:
    Because her keys were inside the piano.
    Sent By:
    Natalie
    KS
  • Joke:
    who makes a living while driving customers away?
    Punchline:
    A taxi driver!
    Sent By:
    Sophie
    CA
  • Joke:
    what do you call it when crooks go surfing?
    Punchline:
    A crime wave!
    Sent By:
    Sophie
    CA
  • Joke:
    what is the king of all school supplies?
    Punchline:
    the ruler!
    Sent By:
    Tarini
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why did the invisible man's son flunk third grade?
    Punchline:
    His teacher kept marking him absent!!!
    Sent By:
    Ashlee
    MD
  • Joke:
    Why is the libary the tallest place?
    Punchline:
    Because it has the most stories
    Sent By:
    Alejandra
    FL
  • Joke:
    What do cowboys like on their salads?
    Punchline:
    Ranch dressing!
    Sent By:
    Morgan
    MA
  • Joke:
    HOW DO YOU BUILD A HAUNTED HOUSE ?
    Punchline:
    FOLLOW THE BOO PRINTS .
    Sent By:
    MADDISYN
    MS
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