Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    how do you make a baby astronaut go to sleep
    Punchline:
    you rocket
    Sent By:
    owen
    la
  • Joke:
    what kind of worm helps you with math?
    Punchline:
    an inchworm!
    Sent By:
    Avery
    SC
  • Joke:
    WHAT CAN YOU CATCH, BUT NOT THROW
    Punchline:
    YOUR BREATH
    Sent By:
    DANIKA
    PO
  • Joke:
    what did the cow say when he broke his leg?
    Punchline:
    holy cow!
    Sent By:
    jade
    tx
  • Joke:
    What comes before july?
    Punchline:
    JUNiE B. JONES
    Sent By:
    Anna
    GA
  • Joke:
    Why did the pony go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    Because she was feeling horse! hahahahahaha
    Sent By:
    Cheyenne
    MI
  • Joke:
    What is a cat's favorite color?
    Punchline:
    PURRRRple!!!!
    Sent By:
    URJA
    PA
  • Joke:
    Which guy is best at recycling?
    Punchline:
    Recycling Ben
    Sent By:
    URJA
    PA
  • Joke:
    why did the football coach go to the bank ?
    Punchline:
    to get a quarter back!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    Sent By:
    noelle
    us
  • Joke:
    Why did the bird go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    To get a tweet-ment.
    Sent By:
    Irelynn
    MN
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