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  • Joke:
    What does the rhino do to its phone every day?
    Punchline:
    Charge it!
    Sent By:
    katelyn
    TX
  • Joke:
    What kind of candy do kids eat on the play ground?
    Punchline:
    Recess Pieces.
    Sent By:
    Audrey
    in
  • Joke:
    When do you go on red and stop on green?
    Punchline:
    When you're eating a watermelon
    Sent By:
    Lanie
    UT
  • Joke:
    Why did the thermomitor want to go to college?
    Punchline:
    Because he wanted to get his degrees!
    Sent By:
    Julia
    GA
  • Joke:
    When do you know its raining cats and dogs
    Punchline:
    When you step in a poodle
    Sent By:
    Emmet
    US
  • Joke:
    What is the best grade to plant flowers in?
    Punchline:
    KinderGARDEN!
    Sent By:
    Elliana
    Mi
  • Joke:
    what do you call a magic owl
    Punchline:
    whooooooodini
    Sent By:
    avery
    pa
  • Joke:
    Why did the millionaire pig roll in the mud
    Punchline:
    He wanted to be filthy rich
    Sent By:
    micah
    ga
  • Joke:
    what did the easter bunny give to the other bunny
    Punchline:
    a egg-cellent carrot
    Sent By:
    heather
    us
  • Joke:
    what did the seagull say to the seagull he tricked?
    Punchline:
    boy your gull-ible
    Sent By:
    stella
    ny
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