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  • Joke:
    WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW
    Punchline:
    A COLD!! HAHAHA
    Sent By:
    MARISA.S
    CA
  • Joke:
    What’s the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
    Punchline:
    The sweet potato.
    Sent By:
    Stella
    MN
  • Joke:
    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
    Punchline:
    To prove he wasn't chicken!
    Sent By:
    Jonathan
    CA
  • Joke:
    Turkey 1: What are you thankful for?
    Punchline:
    Turkey 2: vegetarians.
    Sent By:
    Siren
    OK
  • Joke:
    What did baby corn say to mama corn?
    Punchline:
    Where's popcorn?
    Sent By:
    Micah
    OR
  • Joke:
    What sound does a turkeys phone make?
    Punchline:
    Wing, wing!
    Sent By:
    Kaylyn
    AL
  • Joke:
    what do you get when cross a automobile with a household animal
    Punchline:
    a carpet
    Sent By:
    JaMarion
    us
  • Joke:
    what key opens a bannana
    Punchline:
    a monkey
    Sent By:
    rachel
    ca
  • Joke:
    what do you call a sleeping bull
    Punchline:
    a bull-dozer
    Sent By:
    emalie
    tx
  • Joke:
    why did the student eat his money
    Punchline:
    cause his mom said it was for lunch
    Sent By:
    emalie
    tx
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