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  • Joke:
    What are skeletons called when they are cold and shaking?
    Punchline:
    Bone chilling.
    Sent By:
    Ja'Niyah
    PA
  • Joke:
    What do witches ask for at a hotel?
    Punchline:
    Broom service!
    Sent By:
    Madisyn
    WA
  • Joke:
    How do skeletons say hi?
    Punchline:
    Bone-jour!
    Sent By:
    Eden
    MI
  • Joke:
    How can you tell a vampire is sick?
    Punchline:
    When it's coffin!
    Sent By:
    Camila
    AZ
  • Joke:
    What did the kid say on Halloween?
    Punchline:
    I want my Mummy!
    Sent By:
    Annabelle
    MN
  • Joke:
    What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
    Punchline:
    Spelling!
    Sent By:
    Brayden.S.
    WI
  • Joke:
    What sites do spiders like best?
    Punchline:
    Web-sites!
    Sent By:
    Al
    NY
  • Joke:
    Why did the spider cross the street?
    Punchline:
    To get to the other web site!
    Sent By:
    Vanessa
    GA
  • Joke:
    What does a skeleton call its friends on?
    Punchline:
    A tele-bone!
    Sent By:
    Katelyn
    TX
  • Joke:
    What do you call a mummy who won't get out of bed?
    Punchline:
    Lazybones!
    Sent By:
    Ezekiel
    SC
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