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  • Joke:
    What do you call a fake noodle?
    Punchline:
    An impasta!!!!
    Sent By:
    Sally
    NY
  • Joke:
    What did one eye say to the other?
    Punchline:
    Between you and me, something smells.
    Sent By:
    Elie
    MO
  • Joke:
    What is a baby's favorite exercise?

    Punchline:
    Spit-ups!
    Sent By:
    Sammy
    MI
  • Joke:
    What sound is made when a snake and 2 drums fall off a cliff?
    Punchline:
    Bum-dum ssssss!!
    Sent By:
    Lo
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why can't you let Pikachu be near you when you are going to the bathroom?
    Punchline:
    Because he might PIKACHU!
    Sent By:
    Lyla
    CA
  • Joke:
    Why did the spider buy a car?
    Punchline:
    So he could take it out for a spin!!!
    Sent By:
    Gracie
    MT
  • Joke:
    What did the egg say to the sauce when it was tired?
    Punchline:
    I'm "Egg-sauce"ted.
    Sent By:
    Aven
    NC
  • Joke:
    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
    Punchline:
    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
    Sent By:
    Liliana
    CO
  • Joke:
    What do you call a puppy with a horn?
    Punchline:
    A pupcorn!!!
    Sent By:
    Sydny
    NE
  • Joke:
    Why did the cow go to New York?
    Punchline:
    To see a moosical!!!!
    Sent By:
    Rosa
    TX
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