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  • Joke:
    What did one sheep say to the other sheep on Valentine's Day?
    Punchline:
    I give my heart to ewe
    Sent By:
    Claire
    TX
  • Joke:
    What did one oar say to the other?
    Punchline:
    Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
    Sent By:
    Ayla
    MI
  • Joke:
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Howard
    Howard Who?
    Punchline:
    Howard you like to be my Valentine?
    Sent By:
    Kalyn
    GA
  • Joke:
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Owl
    Owl who?
    Punchline:
    Owl always love you
    Sent By:
    Haleigh
    GA
  • Joke:
    Which Valentine's candy is never on time?
    Punchline:
    ChocoLATE!
    Sent By:
    Rebecca
    NC
  • Joke:
    What kind of flower do you never give on valentines day?
    Punchline:
    Cauliflower!
    Sent By:
    Jordan
    OH
  • Joke:
    Why are exterminators so busy on Valentine's Day?
    Punchline:
    Lovebugs
    Sent By:
    Mallory
    UT
  • Joke:
    What did one candy heart say to the other candy heart?
    Punchline:
    You really sweeten me up!
    Sent By:
    Karinna
    WI
  • Joke:
    What did the valentine say to the stamp?
    Punchline:
    Stick with me and we'll go places!
    Sent By:
    Max
    OH
  • Joke:
    What do snails celebrate on February 14th?
    Punchline:
    Valen-slime's Day!
    Sent By:
    Aleena
    MI
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