Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Who is the king of the school supplies?
    Punchline:
    The Ruler!
    Sent By:
    Savanna
    NC
  • Joke:
    What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
    Punchline:
    You're looking sharp!
    Sent By:
    Clara.
    FL
  • Joke:
    What do you call a fake noodle?
    Punchline:
    An IMPASTA!
    Sent By:
    Sherina
    OK
  • Joke:
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    Punchline:
    An Investigator!!
    Sent By:
    Lexi
    WV
  • Joke:
    What did the penny say to the other?
    Punchline:
    We make cents together!
    Sent By:
    Shekhinah
    us
  • Joke:
    What do you call a fork that sings?
    Punchline:
    A pitchfork!
    Sent By:
    Avlynn
    MO
  • Joke:
    Why did the cow cross the road?
    Punchline:
    He wanted to go to the MOO-vies!
    Sent By:
    Madeline
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Punchline:
    He wasn't peeling well!
    Sent By:
    Joslyn
    MI
  • Joke:
    Why did the teacher go to the beach?
    Punchline:
    To test the water!
    Sent By:
    Madison
    PA
  • Joke:
    what do snowman eat for lunch?
    Punchline:
    iceburgers!
    Sent By:
    gauri
    la
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