Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    What did the tie say to the hat?
    Punchline:
    You go on ahead and i'll hang around!
    Sent By:
    Sunetra
    CO
  • Joke:
    What is a snake's favorite subject?
    Punchline:
    Hissssssstory!
    Sent By:
    brianna
    wy
  • Joke:
    What rock group has four men that don't sing?
    Punchline:
    Mount Rushmore!
    Sent By:
    Sophie
    CA
  • Joke:
    What kind of bird can write?
    Punchline:
    A PENguin!
    Sent By:
    Sophie
    CA
  • Joke:
    What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
    Punchline:
    Swimming Trunks!
    Sent By:
    Sophie
    CA
  • Joke:
    how do you stop a bull from charging?
    Punchline:
    you take away his credit card!!!!!!!!
    Sent By:
    abigail
    KY
  • Joke:
    why did Mozart get locked out of his house?
    Punchline:
    because his keys were in the piano!
    Sent By:
    abigail
    pa
  • Joke:
    what is a frog's favorite food?
    Punchline:
    french flies
    Sent By:
    Exodus
    PA
  • Joke:
    What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand?
    Punchline:
    Toothpaste!
    Sent By:
    tyson
    us
  • Joke:
    Why did the moon skip dinner?
    Punchline:
    Because it was full.:)
    Sent By:
    Raquel
    IL
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