Ha Ha! Funny Jokes!

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  • Joke:
    Why don't Moms like pop music???
    Punchline:
    Because it's for Dads!
    Sent By:
    Nia
    CA
  • Joke:
    What do you call a 100 year old ant?
    Punchline:
    An ANTique!!
    Sent By:
    Gabriel
    TX
  • Joke:
    Why can't your nose be 12 inches?
    Punchline:
    Because then it would be a foot!
    Sent By:
    Oracle
    NJ
  • Joke:
    What do astronauts drink?
    Punchline:
    GRAVITEA!
    Sent By:
    Sharon
    FL
  • Joke:
    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn??
    Punchline:
    Where's POP-corn?!
    Sent By:
    Nia
    CA
  • Joke:
    What do you call a sleeping dog?
    Punchline:
    A Bull Dozer!
    Sent By:
    Ben
    PA
  • Joke:
    What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
    Punchline:
    Ice cream!
    Sent By:
    Marlee
    TN
  • Joke:
    What do you call a dinosaur that takes pictures?
    Punchline:
    A Pic-a-saraus!
    Sent By:
    Cheyenna
    LA
  • Joke:
    What did Cinderella say because her photos never arrived?
    Punchline:
    Someday my prints will come!
    Sent By:
    Sienna
    TX
  • Joke:
    What candy do football players hate?
    Punchline:
    Snickers!
    Sent By:
    Khylie
    CA
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