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- What do you call a fake noodle?
- An impasta!!!!
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Sally
NY
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- What did one eye say to the other?
- Between you and me, something smells.
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Elie
MO
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- What is a baby's favorite exercise?
- Spit-ups!
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Sammy
MI
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- What sound is made when a snake and 2 drums fall off a cliff?
- Bum-dum ssssss!!
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Lo
TX
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- Why can't you let Pikachu be near you when you are going to the bathroom?
- Because he might PIKACHU!
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Lyla
CA
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- Why did the spider buy a car?
- So he could take it out for a spin!!!
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Gracie
MT
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- What did the egg say to the sauce when it was tired?
- I'm "Egg-sauce"ted.
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Aven
NC
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- What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
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Liliana
CO
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- What do you call a puppy with a horn?
- A pupcorn!!!
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Sydny
NE
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- Why did the cow go to New York?
- To see a moosical!!!!
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Rosa
TX
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